Google. We need to talk.

So, I visit Youtube A LOT, probably at least 8-10 times a day, it and Facebook often get into fights over which one of them is my favourite website on the favourite website function on Chrome.

So, I signed up for Youtube long before I ever had a Blogger account and then for Blogger before Google owned everything. Then I made a different Blogger account because my old one was rubbish and congested, this one was made using a gmail account. Then when Google started to make a big deal of the fact that they did own everything, I had to connect my Youtube account with a Google account or they wouldn't let me use it and this made me angry enough.
It noticed that I used the same email address for Youtube as my old Blogger account as well as for some redundant Google account I'd never actually used and so automatically linked the three together.
So now:
I have to sign into Youtube with my Youtube username and Google account password.
When I do so it automatically, I assume through some manner of magic, signs me into my old Blogger account which it linked to my Youtube account without asking.
Then when I go to Blogger with the intention of writing on this blog it's all like "LOL...signed you in to your old blog fool"

This results in me making this face every time I try to come on this blog and have to sign out and back into a different account:

I'm pretty sure there must be an easy way to rectify this problem, but on principle I'm not going to try and figure out how. I shouldn't have to. 

Imagine a world where we all dropped our principals and just did what we had to. Sure the world would be 89% more productive and 63% more pleasant to live in. But it would be a horrible place nonetheless.